Hi tumblr. I go on a lot of dumb hiatuses, because life is weird. I am back. Awhile ago I deleted all my reblogs because I wanted to devote this tumblr to things that are mine (I backed up all my posts first. for future shuddering) . Obviously that is not working out to be very bountiful so far, ha. But anyway, if you are not cool with that, that’s fine. You can unfollow me and I will still love you, so much. too much.

When/if I ever make a different thing for reblogs I will let you know . Thank you, good person(s)

What follows is a mundane fanfiction I have written about my own life, inspired by true events. because something wrong happened along the path of my soul.
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I’m going to keep this open in a separate tab, for the rest of the day, or possibly the rest of my life. I like to think of each butt as a separate step for a mysterious dance sequence.

I think the new legend of Korra is going to be good?? I think? I had less cringy moments than I did one season ago. People are cute. Wonderful fighting. Folks flying around. Korra and Asami are cute best girl pals.

Also the new season actually has a premise/conflict to start off with. Rather than “Oh, you already defeated this evil anti bending jerk. That was pretty good. I guess you can go back to the south pole now. Something will probably happen there.”

I guess I’m cautiously optimistic. Hrm.

gretamorgane:

finally doing these, sooorry im so slow.for mixelam (monster investigating victorian lady who writes under a pseudonym and has adventures whilst being accompanied by her youthful camera technician) with my choice of palette #1 since they gave the first suggestion…sorry I didnt do it justice 0’: 

Oh my gosh, it’s gorgeous!!! I’m so glad you were able to make something of my possibly overly complicated idea! And of course you did it justice!Aahh she looks so smart and badass. I want to have adventures with them. I like your interpretation a lot better than the vague looking folks I had in my head.Thank you so much !!!!!

gretamorgane:

finally doing these, sooorry im so slow.
for mixelam (monster investigating victorian lady who writes under a pseudonym and has adventures whilst being accompanied by her youthful camera technician) with my choice of palette #1 since they gave the first suggestion…sorry I didnt do it justice 0’:

Oh my gosh, it’s gorgeous!!! I’m so glad you were able to make something of my possibly overly complicated idea! And of course you did it justice!

Aahh she looks so smart and badass. I want to have adventures with them. I like your interpretation a lot better than the vague looking folks I had in my head.

Thank you so much !!!!!

Sometimes rhythmically I click my teeth together when I’m humming a song. Sometimes I wish people could hear my righteous tooth rhythms.

Dear anyone, including myself: If you are feeling self-conscious about your appearance, please imagine this scenario. An intelligent group of aliens comes to earth to study humans. They just see these fleshy apelike creatures and probably become alarmed by how strange and horrible they look. “There isn’t even any fur to cover up that gross squishy flesh shield they wear. They have to fabricate their own out of plant and animal fibers. What the hell.” they think. “And we can’t even pet them. It would just be all sweaty and flubbery.” They see all humans and think this about everyone, because apart from a few minor surface differences, we are all just sweaty, hairless monstrosities. From the objective standpoint of the aliens, we are all equally disgusting. I don’t know about you, but I think that’s actually really comforting. And with that, I say good night to you.

More terrible pictures of things I crocheted. Pattern link! It took forever with the alpaca lace yarn I was using but it is so feathery soft and delightful. (Also, hey look, it’s part of me. and also coffee.)

More terrible pictures of things I crocheted. Pattern link! It took forever with the alpaca lace yarn I was using but it is so feathery soft and delightful. (Also, hey look, it’s part of me. and also coffee.)

Dear Anyone:

Please be my pokemon friend because of friend safaris. I am fairy type! 5129 - 1519 - 4634 . I will certainly add you back. (Sorry, this is like the 100th pointless text post in a row. Thank you for your patience)